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Yeah so like I was talking to this 19 year old brunette chick, she likes to surf and all this shit, she sounded pretty cool. ;)
LOL - nah, my conversations aren't as interesting as yours Kathy. HAHA
Stranger: asl?
You: I can’t decide my gender, will you help me?
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Stranger: asl?
You: age of the unknown
You: sex undecided
You: location unverified
You: does that help? (:
Stranger: yes... so helpful... serious please
You: why don't you go first (:
Stranger: are you f or m?
You: perhaps both, as I said it's undecided
You: are you a female on omegle
You: looking for love?
Stranger: looking for girls\
You: i know this really good site, it's called uhm, i think matchmaker.com Yeah, have fun. (: Don't get too excited (:
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Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: how r u?
You: good thanks
You: you?
Stranger: me 2
You: female?
Stranger: so may i knw ur asl plss
You: no
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18 u?
You: 18 and still using slang? sad
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Stranger: hi asl
Stranger: ?
You: so quick, how desperate.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u..?
Stranger: :)
You: i'm very fine thank you
You: i sleep
You: eat
You: good
You: poop
You: bye
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You: good evening fair lady
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: what galaxy has thee come from?
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Stranger: im f looking for f
You: looking for as in looking for
You: or looking for? ;D
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: let me guess ur male
You: I see, this looking for is getting some steamy looking for cause I am looking for what you're looking for, good looking
You: no I am a female
You: sadly
Stranger: y sadly
You: who is looking for my lost cat
You: sorry
Stranger: to u want help looking for ur pussy
You: OH LOOK
You: i see it
You: look left
You: look right
You: look left
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Stranger: Hey, I’m a Canadian Man!
You: CANADIAN?
You: I’ve always wanted to be a Canadian soccer player.
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You: AMANDA
You: I'M LOOKING
You: FOR AMANDA
You: AMANDA
You: WHERE IS AMANDA
You: PLEASE
You: HELP
You: ME
You: FIND
You: MY CAT
You: MY CAT
You: AMANDA
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Stranger: im f looking for f
You: Hi anna
Stranger: im stacie
You: oh hi kate
Stranger: kate?
You: oh stop it lucy
You: where's kim?
Stranger: lol very good
You: very good indeed tracey
You: oh stacie
You: right
You: you are still here
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Stranger: hi
You: Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Stranger: what?
You: it's a song
You: obviously you're not cool enough to know it
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Stranger: m here, lookin for hot girls
You: I have overly large breast with an appetizing ass
Stranger: sounds good
Stranger: pic?
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This was pretty fun. However I discovered today, I cannot be an internet troll... it requires way too much skills.. which I don't have.
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